What exactly is the meaning of Stoner Madness? Stoner Madness could mean the dank flower, the funny things you do after you’re stoned, mistakes made while high, desperate things people will do to get their weed, or recreational activities gone wrong because of weed and the ensuing hilarity!
January’s edition of Stoner Madness will feature sweet and sticky buds; the kind that bring out the Stoner Madness in everybody! These buds will make you mad with excitement and envy! We chose these eight strains to display sticky, fruity qualities that the Stoner Mag staff go mad over.
Animal Cookies, a hybrid, is the child of Girl Scout Cookies × Fire OG, this strain will leave you relaxed, happy, euphoric, uplifted, and slightly hungry. Great to smoke before a heavy meal or dealing with the relatives. Its purple tipped buds are dense and heavy with trichomes. Flavors are earthy, sweet and pungent.
Plushberry is a hybrid developed by TGA Genetics. A Black Cherry Soda × Space Queen cross, this hybrid is relaxing and good for calming stress (smoke right before the mother-in-law visits). The taste is blackberry and raspberry jam and lifesavers assorted pack with strong fruit flavors (TGA Genetics, 2017). Save some room for this delicious bud dessert!
Blackberry Kush with its purple bud is all Indica. It’s a mix of Afghani and Blackberry strains and is known for its frosty dense buds. Known for its ability to relax and make you sleepy it’s wise to smoke this before bed. Flavors are fruity, sweet, berry-like and earthy. This is a good medical strain.
Banana Kush, an Indica-dominant hybrid has the taste and smell of bananas along with a mellow buzz and relaxed overall feeling. This strain is known for bringing out the creativity of its smokers; break out the pottery wheel! Flavors are sugary sweet, tropical and reminiscent of tree fruit.
Elmer’s Glue is a hybrid bud that was made from crossing Gorilla Glue #4 and White Widow strains. It has a lot of THC up to 26-28% and is an energy booster! While providing you with a super focused high (might be time to clean your house!) its effects are especially good at relieving depression, stimulating appetite and controlling pain. Flavor is earthy and pine. Don’t take camping or you might lose it among the pine trees.
Hollywood Pure Kush is a potent Indica. With its frosty buds the tricomes go all the way to the leaf tips! At only 18% THC this plant packs a powerful high! Don’t underestimate it’s power to calm and sooth your body. The flavor is classic OG with lime and hints of marshmallow. The taste of this bud has been compared to Lucky Charms. Sounds like a good wake and bake bud to me!
“Conspiracy Kush by Heroes of the Farm Genetics is a 70/30 Indica-dominant cross of Obama Kush and Space Queen.” (Leafly, 2017) One of my favorite smokes because it makes me giggle…. no seriously every thing gets funny after smoking this. The high is “A stoney, euphoric head high that you can feel creeping in your face within minutes.” (TGA Genetics) Great one to smoke before bed, especially if you want to sleep like a log because your partner snores. Taste is fruity dominant, and lemony.
Alien Cookies are proof that aliens must love us. A Sativa/Indica hybrid cross of Alien Dawg and Girl Scout Cookies, this strain has an average THC content of 21%, but don’t let that fool you! The high can be debilitating as couch lock sets in. Don’t worry because soon all you’ll be feeling is the positive effects of being happy, hungry, relaxed and sleepy. Flavors are sweet and vanilla, aromas are dank, pungent, skunky and sweet (allbud.com, 2017).